This is a basic tumblr - a collection of webjunk, pictures from my instagram and anything giraffe related - a vapid collection of short term har hars and ooo ahhs.

LA, Downe, gaysian, Late 20s.  I love dancing and partying, but hate being over charged for it with a passion. I love kickbacks and point and shoot photography... not artistically, but because I have a bad memory and I'd like to remember you.

I don't have that much substance, but I like to act like I do. I eat a lot.

I'm an extrovert and depend on the energy of others reinforce my own.

I'm an average gaysian who isn't shocked by much... low maintenance and efficiency is what I demand.

Take me to a hole in the wall restaurant with lots of culture and I'll fall in love with you.



“Eat It Don’t Tweet” It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome (by barelypolitical)

I love soup – don’t call me a Nazi
I’m more like culinary paparazzi
Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz
Can’t see the food, could you move your tits?
It’s unthinkable to dine out and not record it
Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it

Too f*cking funny.